Security guard stalks co-worker

Who'd have thought you'd need to be afraid of the security guards at work? The Chicago Sun-Times reports a security guard at the University of Chicago Hospitals had been ignored by a woman he was into romantically so in order to woo her he donned a ski mask and went to her work area and physically threatened her, going so far as to say he'd kill her. When the woman inevitably phoned security for assistance, the stalker himself responded to the call, sans mask. Big surprise, the woman and co-workers who had witnessed the attack identified the guard as the perpetrator. The incident is still under investigation.