Trading Spaces designer Doug Wilson was arrested here in Illinois on Tuesday. Entertainment Tonight reports the cranky designer was arrested in Decatur on suspicion of aggravated DUI, driving on a suspended license, illegal transportation of alcohol and failing to yield to an emergency vehicle.
I'm guessing he won't get to pick the paint color for his new cell...
I say we stomp 'em
ReplyDeleteThen we tattoo 'em
Then we hang 'em
THEN we kill him
If only he owned a pair of big shoes and could sway those burly bikers with an impromptu dance to 'Tequila.'
ReplyDeleteAs a law abiding citizen, I demand the DEATH PENALTY. How do we know that the patient in the ambulance WIlson was too important to yield for lived. I Mean maybe they died. Wilson's actions demand he pay the ultimate price. The only plea deal I'd accept is for Dougie to never be seen on US TeeVee again, and must move to Uzbekistan.
ReplyDeleteWill his lawyer be Hildegard "Straw on the Walls" Santo-Tomátoes?