Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Another Naper-villain who HATES mailboxes


Not content to rest on his laurels as a former high school football star, Britt Andros, 19, of Naperville, had an early morning desire to stay gameday sharp.

To that end, Andros decided to use his hands and feet to lay waste to nearly two dozen residential mailboxes early Wednesday, which he had mistaken for tackling dummies according to the Naperville Sun. (Resisting urge to comment on a dummy tackling here...)

Andros apparently skipped the Gatorade, instead opting to carb-load with alcohol. When police were summoned to play defense, two officers tackled Andros, then had to Taser him when he tried to wrestle the officers to get away. Besides unsportsmanlike conduct, Andros was charged with felony aggravated battery of a police officer, felony criminal damage to property, and 21 misdemeanor counts of criminal damage to property.

4 comments:

  1. um too bad thats not really what happened.
    wtf naperville cops are so fing stuck up,

    yea he doesnt just spend his life attacking mail boxes, and what does him having to be a former QB have to do with anything? and naper-villan? WTF!! who says stuff like that?

    yeaa hese such a "villllan" oh man hese gonnna get your MAILBOXX! so watch out guys, hese realll dangerous.

    journalists and cops are becoming retarted now a days.

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  2. Oh boy,

    Anonymous, the only ones coming off as 'retarted' are Mr. QB and YOU.

    I think Naper-villain is AWESOME!

    I would pay good money to see this clown hit with a taser, I would

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  3. Johnny, you're obviously not from Naperville.

    I'll say one thing, anyone who say's that they'd pay to see someone tasered is a little messed up in the head.

    Naperville police department is the most ridiculous excuse for officers I've ever encountered. I'm sure this young man was tasered out of the police department’s sheer joy and/or amusement.

    I live in Naperville, and I am a fan of everything except the Police Department. As long as the keep the drinking drivers off of the streets, that's all they're good for. Intimidating young teenagers is not something anyone should be proud of.

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  4. Anonymous, wow, you can work the google on the internet machine... When something is published in the local rag it's fair game to be commented upon. I'm sure your friend is a champ, well, unless he's drunk as a skunk and feeling like a one-man wrecking crew. Drunken belligerence is what got him arrested, not the Naperville PD having something out for him.

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