Saturday, March 28, 2009

CCC update: Chicks committing crimes - late night at the bar edition


Four charm school dropouts were arrested last Saturday night for fighting outside a Naperville bar, according to the Naperville Sun.

The "ladies" were apparently enjoying an evening of drinking indiscriminately (not sure if they were together as a group) when chickie #1 (see glamour shots above) took umbrage and got into a scuffle with chickie #2 outside of Rizzo's on Jefferson Avenue. (One can only imagine what the affront was about - NCD is guessing it was something like 'she was acting like she was all that.') Male bystanders resisted their natural tendency to allow a catfight to play out (so they can photograph it) and pulled the chickies apart. Not to be outdone by these fighting females (maybe they are frienemies??), 1 & 2 were apart for just a second when 1 gets into a 'physical altercation' with #3 (who probably learned to pose for mug shots at reform school - again, she's got to be a dropout). By this time Naperville police have been summoned and are arriving on the scene when #4 gets in on the act, mixing it up with 1 & 3.

Not satisfied to be arrested simply for fighting in public, #3 adds a charge of battery when she gets up in the face of the police officer who is arresting #2.

All four women were taken into custody and jailed and made bail in the morning.

The scrappers range in age from 22 to 26 years old, proving once again that just because you are of legal age to drink, doesn't mean you should.

2 comments:

  1. Sa-WEET, see this is the kind of news and commentary the City Desk family of blogs was born to cover

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  2. Thanks, Johnny! Grasshopper has learned well from sensei.

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