Not content to rest on his laurels as a former high school football star, Britt Andros, 19, of Naperville, had an early morning desire to stay gameday sharp.
To that end, Andros decided to use his hands and feet to lay waste to nearly two dozen residential mailboxes early Wednesday, which he had mistaken for tackling dummies according to the Naperville Sun. (Resisting urge to comment on a dummy tackling here...)
Andros apparently skipped the Gatorade, instead opting to carb-load with alcohol. When police were summoned to play defense, two officers tackled Andros, then had to Taser him when he tried to wrestle the officers to get away. Besides unsportsmanlike conduct, Andros was charged with felony aggravated battery of a police officer, felony criminal damage to property, and 21 misdemeanor counts of criminal damage to property.
