Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Better than anything you've ever seen on MTV.

Readers, this is OK Go. Best.video.ever.

Vegetarians, please avert your eyes.... NOW



It's called the Bacon Explosion. Two pounds of bacon woven and wrapped in sausage and more bacon then slathered in barbecue sauce and smoked in a smoker. The creators blogged about it. And now their website has had 390,000 visitors since Christmas Eve.

I think just reading the article from the NY Times will harden your arteries. Read at your own risk.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Maybe crime could wait until Spring...

Sometimes solving a crime is elementary. Three brain-trust youths who didn't have to attend school on MLK, Jr Day were bored and decided to spice up their night by sneaking out of the house in the wee hours and "car-hopping" - going through the neighborhood looking for cars and SUVs that have been left unlocked and rifling through the contents. One car owner discovered the break-in in the morning and called police who followed tracks left in the snow by the three dumbasses, er, teenagers which led them directly to a home on Conan Doyle Drive where the boys had been having a sleepover. The Naperville Sun reports the wayward youth pocketed some chewing gum and less than $20 in loose change in their rampage. Not to mention being grounded until they turn 18. The youths have been turned over to the Naperville Police Department juvenile division.

Why do these guys hate Sports?

The Naperville Sun reports a reward is being offered for information about a break-in at Total Sports Bar & Grill at Fairway Dr and North Aurora in Naperville. The restaurant, formerly Jimmy's Charhouse, has been under renovation. The perpetrator(s) entered the establishment some time on Sunday by smashing the front door and went on to remove several televisions and other electronic equipment.

Those with information about the incident are encouraged to call Naperville Crime Stoppers at 630-420-6006.